I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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