if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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