Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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