people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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