Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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