So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
time to smoke my breakfast
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
