Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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