I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Damn victory sex feels great
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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