so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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