My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize