Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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