his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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