Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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