he wants to bone in the snuggie
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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