Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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