The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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