Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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