Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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