so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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