I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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