I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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