me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we're making bets on your personal life
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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