I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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