I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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