they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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