I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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