belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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