My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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