Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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