just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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