so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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