You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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