Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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