so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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