also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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