can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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