It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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