Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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