I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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