the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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