Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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