He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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