So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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