How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My vagina is officially offended.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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