your parents love me but you hate me
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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