I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
