"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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