Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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