You're completely useless in the revolution.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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