I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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