pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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